Pokémon in real life? Dark energy manipulation?

How would Pokémon powers work in real life? Post your opinions on how a Pokémon attack might work in reality. I'll start with Thunder, an Electric-type attack.

1. Special organs in the Pokémon's body generate a strong negative charge and keep the charge contained simultaneously.

2. When it comes time for the attack, the Pokémon launches a microscopic, thread-like chain of fibers with a powerful positive charge. It strikes the target, latching onto the target's skin.

3. The Pokémon releases the negative charge down the thread of fibers, which have no nerve endings. The Pokémon's skin cells charge themselves negatively, repelling the electrical energy. Therefore, the Pokémon is not hurt. The target is, however, because it is in direct contact with the fibers and is therefore shocked. This would also explain how electric attacks are sometimes absorbed by other Electric-types.

Ice Beam

The users body cools down to absolute zero which is -273 degrees celcius.
The user builds up a mass amount of saliva and sprays it at the opponent.
The salive is frozen as it leaves the users mouth.

Flamethrower:

1. The Pokémon uses a special organ ("flame bladder") in its mouth that is extremely heat-resistant to generate an immense amount of friction.

2. The friction causes a spark, which touches the Pokémon's flammable saliva.

3. The Pokémon literally "spits fire," by spitting the flaming saliva at the target. By the time it reaches the target, the saliva has evaporated and only raw flame remains.

tackle:

the pokemon charges at the foe

LOL

Muahaha, true.

This one will be confusing, as it involves dark energy.

Shadow Ball

1. The Pokémon activates special glands in its body that release a special chemical into the air.

2. The chemical stimulates atoms, causing them to move. The wave of dark energy (empty space in atoms) is guided towards the target by the chemical.

3. The target's atoms are caused to move, causing disruption in internal organs. The attack is very powerful.

Wow...most interesting.

Hmm...I guess I'll take this one.

Attract/Charm/Captivate: The user releases a special type of pheromone (similar to queen insects) that lowers the guard of the opposing (and usually opposite gendered) foe. The pheromone may contain brain depressors, which may slow a Pokémon's nervous system (and thus its reaction time or ability to process commands from its Trainer), or may contain a disarming fragrance, similar to a dog in heat x_x etc.

Aurora Beam

1. The Pokémon creates a lens-like bubble of either saliva or a special substance produced in a gland above the mouth.

2. The bubble reflects light in such a way that it acts like a laser piercing the target.

ok here it is.

ember:

1.the pokemon uses a special part of saliva which has a flame lit inside it.

2.it spits at the opponent making the flame turn onto the outside and damage the foe.

Muahaha...

Sheer Cold

1. The Pokémon cools itself down to -300 degrees Celsius (not Kelvin 0, at which point atoms cease motion), and pumps the cooled air through its pores.

2. While pumping the -300 degree air out of its body, the Pokémon tackles the target. If the attack works, the target is frozen solid.

i dont get da point of doin dis...oh well

psychic

the pokemon focuses on its pyschic powers and teleports a ttack on the foe using its mind

if done correctly, the pokemon can use this attack from a wide open distance

G4v5 wrote:i dont get da point of doin dis...oh well

psychic

the pokemon focuses on its pyschic powers and teleports a ttack on the foe using its mind

if done correctly, the pokemon can use this attack from a wide open distance

I don't understand how the attack is formed. Here's my take on Psychic:

1. The Pokémon sends a beam of electrons at the target with a special organ near the eyes.

2. The electrons cause a small reaction when they strike atoms in the target, resulting in a chain reaction that can damage several cells in the target. The attack is very powerful.

wow, complicated, i take the simpler way to life ^_^ LOL

volt tackle

the pokemon uses spicial organs to genarte electricy and harmlessey covers itself with it then it charges its foe

Lord Dread wrote:Muahaha...

Sheer Cold

1. The Pokémon cools itself down to -300 degrees Celsius (not Kelvin 0, at which point atoms cease motion), and pumps the cooled air through its pores.

2. While pumping the -300 degree air out of its body, the Pokémon tackles the target. If the attack works, the target is frozen solid.

If I remember correctly, -273.4 degrees Celsius = 0 Kelvin...
Protect
1. Air is channeled through "veins" in the pokemon, and sent to the front of the pokemon at high speed.
2. Air is channeled to alternate between backward / forward at high speed.
3. The particles from the attack are spread out, and negated by a negative charge and/or special chemical.

Like humans, Pokemon would have electricity in the body. (Nerves) For electric- type pokemon, the electricity is released when the brain sends a message to the body part where electricity is released.