Bad Things Good Things

here's how it works, the first person posts something good and the
next person posts something bad and go back and forth. It will kind
of be like a story. Randomness is welcome!

E.G. I got out of bed this morning
And tripped on the stairs.
when i fell, i found a dollar
etc...

i farted thats bad

It smelled good lol

then you threw up thats bad

but you felt better thats good

then you got diarea thats bad

then u got it oughta ur system thats good

but then you got it again thats bad

then u take a bath after its done thats good

Then you cant find your clothes thats bad

then u finally find em thats good

then you went out in public and they fell of thats bad lol

but then nobody looked thats good

the chicks saw thats good

but they thought you were ugly thats bad

i ran in the house with my close thats good

but they started on fire thats bad

u ran to ur room thats good

the walls fell off and everyone could see you thats bad

u ran into ur moms room thats good

but the house was bombed thats bad

u got out thats good

but you still had a few burns thats bad

u still got out thats good

but you were then shot thats bad

but u lived thats good

but you went into a coma thats bad

but u wokeup a month later thats good

but then you went into another one thats bad

and u woke up a day later thats good

but then you were told you would have heart problems for 2 weeks thats bad

but u got over it and lived on thats good

but u got over it and lived on thats good

but u got over it and lived on thats good

But you got kidnapped thats bad

But you got away that's good.

they shot you thats bad

You just survived thats good.

they punched you and nocked you out thats bad

But you woke up that's good.

then you hit you head thats bad

But you only got a bump that's good.

it started bleading thats bad

is stoped bleading after a minute

But then you blew up thats really bad......


END OF TOPIC SINCE YOU DIED

~LOCKED~ lol

You got body reconstruction, and live again!

But you died again that's bad.

RE-LOCKED!

But then you were re-incarnated

And then you hit your head on the Machine.

Put you got free money for that